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You can answer any tough life decision with Pro/Con lists. Here are a few more examples.

collegehumor:

You can answer any tough life decision with Pro/Con lists. Here are a few more examples.

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trinketbaby:

Zombie corg is out to get you.

trinketbaby:

Zombie corg is out to get you.

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Wow I’m so happy.

How to bag a classy lady

If you want to impress a girl just go on the radio and say
Me: “Hey it’s Jordan with My Turn and I must say, for a pizza commercial that was pretty funky. Uh this next couple of songs is gonna flash back to my youth and what I used to rock out to all the time. Uh this one goes out to somebody pretty cool, here’s Sum 41 with walking disaster.”
Host: “Who’s the person?”
Me: “Uh that’s to be named later…”
Host: “Ohhhh”
Me: ” Oh oh ohhhh”
Host “Stay tuned”
But to really get the lady you have to not mention her later because you’re an idiot and nervous about everything.
YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYBODY

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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Took my son to a modern art museum and told him that he needs to really think about the art and what they are trying to say….I am not sure…but i think i have a smartass on my hands
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