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How to bag a classy lady
Posted by pudgethefisk | Filed under me,life,girl,radio,oops,fuck up,my bad,lol,love,
If you want to impress a girl just go on the radio and say
Me: “Hey it’s Jordan with My Turn and I must say, for a pizza commercial that was pretty funky. Uh this next couple of songs is gonna flash back to my youth and what I used to rock out to all the time. Uh this one goes out to somebody pretty cool, here’s Sum 41 with walking disaster.”
Host: “Who’s the person?”
Me: “Uh that’s to be named later…”
Host: “Ohhhh”
Me: ” Oh oh ohhhh”
Host “Stay tuned”
But to really get the lady you have to not mention her later because you’re an idiot and nervous about everything.
YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYBODY
Took my son to a modern art museum and told him that he needs to really think about the art and what they are trying to say….I am not sure…but i think i have a smartass on my hands
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